My Life, Dramatized

thisfeliciaday:

bookoisseur:

Above is an excerpt from ‘Personhood’ by Lauren Zuniga, which can  be viewed here

Yes I like it.

Couldn’t love this more.

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So I was watching a Smooth McGroove video and my screen froze for an uncomfortably long time on this: 

HES STARING INTO MY SOUL

What is it with you and this whelmed thing?

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animemcdonalds:

animemcdonalds:

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one follower away from independence

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dellconahger:

homophobia is not an opinion. transphobia is not an opinion. ableism is not an opinion. racism is not an opinion. these things just make you a bad person and you can’t defend them at all. i don’t want to talk to you if you think these things are okay, and i don’t care about your feelings if you’re upset that i’m mad at you for these things, because you obviously don’t care about the feelings of the people affected by it.

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trying to seductively take off your coat

teenyturtle:

backwardssarah:

expectation:

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reality:

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Hahaha, I love how The Spine finally gets his coat off and steps back like it’s a dangerous animal. XD

nah, dude, he’s got to get back to cool guy status as soon as he can

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hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

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speckledwings:

WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE PREFERENCES

WOMEN HAVE A CHOICE IN WHO TO DATE/SLEEP WITH/ETC

WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO LIKE YOU

WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO JUSTIFY THEIR PREFERENCES

WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID TO REJECT SOMEONE FOR WHATEVER REASON

BEING “NICE” DOES NOT MEAN A PERSON IS ATTRACTED TO YOU OR OWES YOU ANYTHING

SERIOUSLY

I

AM

SCARED

AND

IT’S

NOT

FAIR

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kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

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At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

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ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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totally-stab-caesar:

THIS. When is the last time you heard of a woman making some angry manifesto against men rejecting her and then going on a man-killing rampage?

totally-stab-caesar:

THIS. When is the last time you heard of a woman making some angry manifesto against men rejecting her and then going on a man-killing rampage?

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wilhelminaslayter:

jenniferstolzer:

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

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